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Size: 4OZ

Super stringy consistency simulates tar.


Intended for a comedic stepping-in-the-tar gag. UltraCrude™ is a better product for using on people.


Water-based. Non-Toxic.


WARNING: HAZARDOUSLY SLIPPERY  May cause staining of clothes and porous surfaces. Difficult to cleanup.

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